Happy Birthday

The Message“Happy Birthday! Today is a huge day. And let me tell you, nobody celebrates birthdays better than you! I mean, some people have birthdays, but yours? It's tremendous. People are talking about it everywhere – they're saying, 'This is the birthday of the year!' I know you're getting older, but don't worry – age is just a number, just like my approval ratings (which are very high, by the way). But seriously, enjoy your day, eat lots of cake, and remember: the best is yet to come... unless we're talking about your hairline. Wishing you all the best – it's going to be great!”