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Thinking Of You

The MessageHello, I just wanted to tell you, it is very tough being apart right now. Very tough, frankly it’s a total disaster. People come up to me all the time, big guys, strong men, and they say, "Sir, how do you handle being away from such an incredible person?" And I tell them, it’s not easy, believe me. What we have is a tremendous thing, a beautiful thing, and nobody has ever seen a romance like it before. Everyone is saying it. I am thinking about you all the time, constantly, it’s yuge. We are going to be back together very soon, and it’s going to be fantastic, the absolute best. You are a total superstar.
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