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Thinking Of You
The Message“Happy Valentine’s Day! Let me tell you, today is a very special day, a beautiful day. Nobody does romance better than us, believe me. What we have is a tremendous thing, a total success. People look at us all the time and they say, "Sir, that is the most incredible couple we’ve ever seen." And I tell them, it’s true, it’s absolutely true. You are my Valentine, an absolute superstar, and I love you very much. Have a fantastic night, it’s going to be yuge!”
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